I am a driver liao!!

Finally i so call a driver liao, last wed i kiss someone's back. Still remember when i was in form 4, all classmate start driving and most of them did involve in accident, some serious some is small matter. So they all play a joke that only those involve accident only can be said to be a real driver. Actually i got my license "n" years ago, but only recently i stat feel the tyres and steeling on my own. On the last rainny wed i accidently kiss someone's back, and the worst thing is...the driver is a traffic police!! But luckly he is so "nice" just ask me to pay RM150 to settle the case without making report. After the case only i think back...why i din bargain with him ar? i can say i no $$ give RM100 settle lah! So how, i did pay him, and he walk away liao...who ask me to kiss people back?? Haiz.....